"SCHOOL"

Was almost late for school AGAIN today.... and since i've got a 1.5h break a while ago, i came up with this!


If there is a vile, pernicious,
Wicked and degraded rule,
Tending to debase the vicious,
And corrupt the harmless fool,
If there is a hateful habit
Making man a senseless tool,
With the feelings of a rabbit
And the wisdom of a mule;
It's the rule which inculcates,
It's the habit which dictates
The wrong and sinful practice of going into school.


If there's anything improving
To an erring sinner's state,
Which is useful in removing
All the ills of human fate
If there's any glorious custom
Which our faults can dissipate,
And can casually thrust them
Out of sight and make us great
It's the plan by which we shirk
Half our matutinal work,
The glorious institution of always being late.