where oh where is my fairytale scene?

apologies but too many of you guys have been getting under my skin for the past few days.

1. I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door when you're carrying a ton of instruments and a bunch of scores!
2. for goodness sake if i text you, its not that i thought my fingers needed some exercise-i expect a reply!
3. dont 'LOL' me, it sounds so patronizing.
4. curse and swear sparingly when the occasion calls for it. adopting it as your pet phrase only shows how uncouth you are.
5.presenting girls with the sweetest things wouldn't change a thing (at least for me) if you prove to be untrustworthy and one who can't keep to their words
6. Okay I know it's the 21st century and it's fair for ladies to confess to guys but still, there are dead shy ladies around (AHEM). It'd be nice if you could open your mouth first. Shy boys are really cute, if they've got the balls it's a major plus point. Shy boys who choose to forever keep their silence are depressingly tough to handle. Guys with no balls and huge egos are just, bye bye.
7. when you're the one that was wrong, admit it instead of trying to unearth 101 reasons to argue your way through! (can't say the same if your lady is unreasonable, tough)
8. don't make promises lightly, and if you made a promise, we expect you to keep to your word~ RELIGIOUSLY
9. forget about the cheesy pick-up lines like 'hey i'e got my library card and im checkin' you out.' its fun to say but a MAJOR turn off! its not even obscurely cute nor does that make you seem ike one wth a high IQ/EQ. i'll just weird you out with my infinitely scary glare.
10. know that there's no girl, not even one in this world whose identical. like it or not even though she's alot like some girl you used to know, they're not the same!

On a side note,
these few days have been sweatering hot and humid and stuffie and sticky man! i would strongly believe that i could fry sunny-side-ups on gravel grounds and have them burnt on the edges! XD